An Idiot's Religion ("How Much Wood, Would?-"

For Marceline life was always dull and meaningless, making her wish to thrive by creating a new religion to restore order to the world once more. On a faithful day she is visited by two saints that grant her a piece of wood which she should deposit all her energies while praising deities who demand her to knock on said piece of wood three times to get rid of any superstitions. In the beginning she doesn’t know how to proceed and conduct such heavy duty, but as time goes by, and due to an always selfishly self centered disposition, she evokes six apostles and a crowd devoted by this faith. As the time goes by she is faced with a destiny once premeditated.